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Speaking of ki…..

His 8th birthday is coming up April 29th and I got him these so far:

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The Rock headphones from toys r us

and something hes been wanting for alittle over a year - and his favorite wrestler by the way:

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The Dolph Ziggler elite 19 figure.

He wanted just any dolph ziggler figure but we could never find one. 

If anybody sees any great sales going on of wwe, or sonic products let me know. I always go all out on his birthday. There is no price cap. Hes just really into wwe and sonic right now. 

I already know what I’m getting my brother on may 4th (hes turning 21) …. a 3ds!! Just have to decide which color. I’m pretty sure his favorite color is still green but I know he likes red as well. I’m getting a pink one soon too. Mostly… so we can battle in pokemon x and y. 

BREAKING NEWS

DOLPHS ASS INTERFERES AGAIN ON RAW 

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Lemme ask ya somethin'. Is it true that most people watch wrestling for the staged drama? Because that's what it looks like.

I’m not really sure how to answer this. Every one has their reasons. I love the drama, watching the action/violence, and of course being a straight women I don’t mind looking at well built men running around practically naked. 

Some people get into it when they’re older, but some of us have been watching for our whole lives. Personally I couldn’t escape it if I tried because every one loves wrestling here. Every guy in my town has been a backyard wrestler at some point. 

So in some places its kind of a culture thing, but keep in mind you can find out a lot about a persons interest points by what brand they watch.

wwe is obviously top dog - just by competition standards. ROH is typically enjoyed by people who really enjoy more of the action and is in ways a better product then wwe. Those are the fitness geeks and people who enjoy the art of it. Then you got promotions like CZW where its full blown barbaric shit. Guys assembling in a ring to hit each other with whatever they can pick up and bleed all over the place. Thats more often then not, the people who could care less about actually watching a good match between two athletes and would prefer watching 2 out of shape juggalos wanting to think they’re talented for busting a dude open for hitting him with a blunt object.

So you really have to look into what they watch pretty much. Here on tumblr we just take the piss out of everything and personally I don’t roll with the whole OTP shit (obsessing over couples and shit) because I don’t live vicariously through them, but hey - not judging. Going through tags you’ll see a lot of that though. 

If you need to know from me personally, I like watching 2 guys display their athletic abilities. Could I sit through 5 1 hour matches…. probably not, but theres something about watching a man be able to work smoothly and pull off all this shit because its harder then it looks. Oh… and it helps that some of them are absolute dimes (Cody rhodes, dolph ziggler, seth rollins, cm punk, john cena). I mean fucking gorgeous man god damn…

Okay I’m rambling but hopefully I was coherent enough for you to understand. 

Dear tumblr gods.

I asketh thee unanon that you bless us all with a holy miz kicking dolph ziggler in the face off the ring apron.gif.

Hell in a cell predictions

A PPV I know I shouldn’t buy but am because….. of well reasons.

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Sheamus vs bigshow

personally it doesn’t make sense to me to have bigshow in this match. Growing up - Hell in a cell was match meant to climax a feud. This could of worked with del rio - despite me hating this feud and it being so pathetic (for del rios cred). But why not orton? They have had a underlying rivalry since earlier this year. Sheamus has never truly squashed orton one on one. Maybe once - but again that was months ago. At that time bigshow was still griping about embarrassing himself all the time. Hell bigshow just kind of ragequit on the wwe title picture. He literally just walked out on the whole John cena feud. It wasn’t a feud I liked, or paid much mind too - It was just a really awkward fade out. 

all bitching and moaning aside it’ll probably be a decent match. I see bigshow winning using some kind of weapon. Lets face it super sheamus can’t fall to a clean pin.  So yeah - bigdope wins

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Zigglers cash in?Not happening. Its a fake out. WWE knows we anticipate him after every sheamus match to try and cash in. He’ll probably cut a promo on how he stole the spotlight just by saying a few words. If the wwe were creative they would probably throw him in a match with john cena to:

  • Get his ass on the card because he needs it rather then just being backstage. Hes a showoff
  • It’ll give him a reason to break off from vickie. He needs to be on his own. They’re relationship at this point in time is useless
  • Get him some legit actual heat. More of a reason to hate him. It’ll make the kids want to kill him.
  • The last 2 are things he desperately needs to not be WHC Jack swagger 2.0

So my prediction - the successful cash in will be monday.  Stealing from bigshow in like 8 seconds like last year would be way to obvious. hilarious but obvious. monday night would be much better. 

AND IF HURRICANE SANDY KEEPS ME FROM SEEING IT. SO HELP ME.

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Team Hell no friendship vs rhodes scholars

Let me tell you. You would not catch a tag team dead grab assin unless they were long term tag team champs. The decision i obvious. Kane and dbry are just to big. But this match is really going to help damien sandow and cody rhodes in the long haul. They don’t even have to be put over. They put themselves over.

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Randy orton vs alberto del rio.

Randy orton wins with a surprise RKO. what else is new. Del rio is damned to career purgatory.


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CM Punk vs ryback.

rYBACK WON’T BE CHAMP. LESNAR WILL INTERFERE. ryback gets his first loss without looking weak or they pull that draw bullshit all over again

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Capslock w/e to lazy to fix.

kofi vs miz

Kofi retains. Miz has a show now. He doesn’t necessarily need a title to get into feuds. Like jericho he can be that troll that kind of self insrts themself into feuds. As long as they don’t keep involving larry king - miz will have his important spots.

Kofi - no idea what they’re doing with that dude. His character has no dimension. Worse then Cenas right now. We’ll probably just see another boring title reign unfortunately since everyone jumped ship to the tag team picture as kofi was jumping off. 

eve  vs layla vs kayla

eve is going to win.  I like the way this storyline has played out. Since Eve has had one of the most prominant features - having appeared on tv more then layla and kaitlyn this year (probably combined) it doesn’t make sense to give them a title. I like layla and kaitlyn but laylas probably on her way out by next year and kaitlyn needs more development. Besides if there was someone I had in mind for eve to lose her title to I have 2 great and deserving competitors in mindnatalya being the second choice and the obvious first is aj lee. 

  • Vickie Guerrero:

    MAY I REMIND YOU I AM THEE VICKIE GUERRERO?

  • The universe:

    um. okay.

My night of champions predictions and wishlist

sheamus vs alberto del rio

So every one is hyped up about the whole brogue kick banning and think sheamus would use it in the match.

Remember my extreme rules review where I thought they would utilize the whole ” THOU SHALT NOT KICK REFEREE” probation storyline? And that Dbry would not win, but at least endanger sheamus’ championship reign. I mean Dbry was clever enough at the time. But nope. In fact the whole probation deal became irrelevent until last friday where it was brought up once again. 

With that in mind, I’m sure sheamus will win unfortunately leaving del rio buried. Again. Its obvious they are only building del rio up, giving him big wins to make him look strong, but sheamus still has that breakfast club pro membership card to keep his push going strong. 

besides, what would you expect of sheamus throwing a brogue kick with his title on the line? “OOPS”. lol no not happening. If hell freezes over and it does - the memes will be glorious.

However, I would be happy if Del rio won. If he did it wouldn’t be clean, but if he did then I would know 100% ziggler would cash in and win the WHC. Its obvious they don’t want sheamus to be a champion that gets taken down right after a match and want to show him having much more endurance then previous champions. Also, it would end this dreadful feud.

Honestly I love all the improvement and development its given to del rio, but sheamus is as boring as a sack of potatoes right now for me.  I would love to see this be a hardcore match to make it more unpredictable… but alas we get the same recycled bullshit we’ve gotten through the summer.

Cm punk vs john cena:

So let me get this straight…. in the year of two thousand and fuck Cena super cena in super cenas home town will fight wwes biggest antagonist at the moment who also just happens to be some kind of corrupt champion. LOL NOPE. 

NOT HAPPENING. It looks like they’re building Cena into some kind of rut - probably to push sheamus or ryback to be the new face. Not completely and awkwardly removing him from the title scene like they did the miz, but just kicking him down a few pegs. I mean lets face it, Cena will not be the huge face of the company when hes 40, its just the way it is. He’ll still be a huge guy, but will be replaced. I’m really hoping that this is a snapping point for Cena, since he recently had a bitch fit about having no character changes in the past 6 years. This is what the wwe needs. It’ll  change things. And for at least a few monthes… things may feel less shitty.

So the prediction is cm punk retaining, and I’m wishing for punk to win.


layla vs kaitlyn

Okay, this may be a long shot and this prediction may be destined to crash and burn but I can live with it… since I’ve always had a feeling I’m a lot more creative then wwe creative. 

So basically… Kaitlyn gets injured backstage some how. Eve takes her spot, and gets the win. BUT IT WAS EVE WHO ATTACKED KAITLYN… RESULTING IN A FEUD.  Kaitlyn will be like “she robbed meeeee” and eve will just evil laugh. I say this because 

  1. Eve was the originally planned number 1 contender before the battle royal botch.
  2. Eves on tv at least once a week. I could probably count on one hand how many times kaitlyns fought on tv this year. 
  3. Kaitlyns waaaaaaay to new. 

So yeah…. I dgaf. Eve torres for the win.  

Randy orton vs dolph ziggler

Dolph needs the win. Randys going away to film a movie anyways. but then theres that breakfast club pro membership card swipe giving him a free rko for an ego boost…

oh.. why am I bitching? this will be match of the night. Hands down.

Prediction : orton

wishing for: 

The US Championship battle royal/match:

Zack ryder. brodus clay. or damien sandow. pray for sandow.

Doesn’t matter. Cesaro will win.

I like Cesaro so hell, throw him a bone. Just get rid of that stupid rugby player gimmick. IF HE WAS A RUGBY PLAYER HE WOULDN’T BE IN WRESTLING RIGHT NOW ASSHOLES.



R- boom vs. TEAM FRIENDSHIP.

No Kane, you don’t have to bake a cake. But you will have to keep your bromance together to become the tag team champs.

Honestly, I want kofi and truth back in singles action. I want Kane to have a strap, and this team gives me fond memories of HurriKane. WHATS UP WITH THAT???!! Any ways, this will surely bring more well deserved attention to the tag division and I am already preparing for the serious lulz coming our way.

FRIENDSHIP FOR THE WIN. <3

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes vs Botch cara vs Rey Myspotmonkey

I really don’t care about this match, but hopefully there will be a miz face turn or at least become a tweener. Not out of the realm of possibility since Miz has great Mic skills. Plus I would love to see a legit cody rhodes and miz feud. 

Prediction: miz. Wishing for miz. 


Thanks for reading

I’m only excited for 3 things on raw:
  1. Dolph ziggler
  2. Anger management segments or anything with kane or dbry
  3. To see if Ryback has finally beat his case of pink eye.