My Confusions, delusions, and diaries

In short, I'm an 19 year old girl from long island. This is my tumblr away from my tumblr. This is my place to nerd out, vent, cream, and talk to people who appreciate the same things I do. For more about my interests check out my FAQ page. with that being said this is just rantings and ovary combustions.

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Posts tagged: WTF

Believe it or not.. I’m a fan of rap music

I grew up with it, but mother of god… I can not stand rap music today.

Whoever this unknown dude was just literally rapped which can only be translated as “BARACKAFLABBAGAABAAYABBA RAPTOR” and rhymed it with “Sodaar”.

Guys….

What a fantastic lyricist.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 5/23/12 — 4:27am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z39WLwL_iJdT Filed under: #rap #music #wtf

The doctor thinks I might be having twins

WHAT.

WHAT?????

iTS BECAUSE I AM (BARELY) SHOWING REALLY EARLY.

ASDFGHJKL

2 JELLYBEANS MAYBE?

To fucking excited.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 1 5/17/12 — 12:30am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z39WLwLdeFVm Filed under: #pregnancy #twins #WTF

We told Matts mom about her future grandchild today.

And then hell froze over. She didn’t freak out and was actually really excited. I must not in a coma, because this is obviously not reality. She didn’t even freak out a smidge. Either, I am in a coma and this isn’t real life or shes plotting my death as we speak.

We told her this morning because Matt is really close with his mom and it hurts him to hide this from her. Now somehow Richie (our best friend) found out and hes really pissed. Its clear that coma richie is just like real life richie and will be the obvious suspect in my murder.

I’m sorry if I’m not making sense I’m still confused about everything and on cloud nine.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 4/18/12 — 5:35pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z39WLwJu6gXM Filed under: #pregnancy #wtf

This speaks for itself

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 2 3/27/12 — 9:05pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z39WLwIgOLbM Filed under: #wtf #facebook #child abuse

I’m just going to leave this here

Everyone judges from time to time. Its instinctive.
His response…WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT LMAO.
This is a reason why people my age should stop trying to look hard and insightful on facebook.

I’m going to post some more in case any of you are curious as to why I am a cynical asshole. Oh and I’m really bored.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 2 3/27/12 — 8:36pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z39WLwIgGtFQ Filed under: #facebook #judging #wtf #violence

This is the shit I find at 5am

Notes: 2 3/10/12 — 4:54am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z39WLwHlWxbh Filed under: #garfield #wtf