Posts tagged: WTF
I grew up with it, but mother of god… I can not stand rap music today.
Whoever this unknown dude was just literally rapped which can only be translated as “BARACKAFLABBAGAABAAYABBA RAPTOR” and rhymed it with “Sodaar”.
What a fantastic lyricist.
iTS BECAUSE I AM (BARELY) SHOWING REALLY EARLY.
2 JELLYBEANS MAYBE?
To fucking excited.
And then hell froze over. She didn’t freak out and was actually really excited. I must not in a coma, because this is obviously not reality. She didn’t even freak out a smidge. Either, I am in a coma and this isn’t real life or shes plotting my death as we speak.
We told her this morning because Matt is really close with his mom and it hurts him to hide this from her. Now somehow Richie (our best friend) found out and hes really pissed. Its clear that coma richie is just like real life richie and will be the obvious suspect in my murder.
I’m sorry if I’m not making sense I’m still confused about everything and on cloud nine.
I’m going to post some more in case any of you are curious as to why I am a cynical asshole. Oh and I’m really bored.