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Is big show on his period or something?

Hell in a cell predictions

A PPV I know I shouldn’t buy but am because….. of well reasons.

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Sheamus vs bigshow

personally it doesn’t make sense to me to have bigshow in this match. Growing up - Hell in a cell was match meant to climax a feud. This could of worked with del rio - despite me hating this feud and it being so pathetic (for del rios cred). But why not orton? They have had a underlying rivalry since earlier this year. Sheamus has never truly squashed orton one on one. Maybe once - but again that was months ago. At that time bigshow was still griping about embarrassing himself all the time. Hell bigshow just kind of ragequit on the wwe title picture. He literally just walked out on the whole John cena feud. It wasn’t a feud I liked, or paid much mind too - It was just a really awkward fade out. 

all bitching and moaning aside it’ll probably be a decent match. I see bigshow winning using some kind of weapon. Lets face it super sheamus can’t fall to a clean pin.  So yeah - bigdope wins

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Zigglers cash in?Not happening. Its a fake out. WWE knows we anticipate him after every sheamus match to try and cash in. He’ll probably cut a promo on how he stole the spotlight just by saying a few words. If the wwe were creative they would probably throw him in a match with john cena to:

  • Get his ass on the card because he needs it rather then just being backstage. Hes a showoff
  • It’ll give him a reason to break off from vickie. He needs to be on his own. They’re relationship at this point in time is useless
  • Get him some legit actual heat. More of a reason to hate him. It’ll make the kids want to kill him.
  • The last 2 are things he desperately needs to not be WHC Jack swagger 2.0

So my prediction - the successful cash in will be monday.  Stealing from bigshow in like 8 seconds like last year would be way to obvious. hilarious but obvious. monday night would be much better. 

AND IF HURRICANE SANDY KEEPS ME FROM SEEING IT. SO HELP ME.

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Team Hell no friendship vs rhodes scholars

Let me tell you. You would not catch a tag team dead grab assin unless they were long term tag team champs. The decision i obvious. Kane and dbry are just to big. But this match is really going to help damien sandow and cody rhodes in the long haul. They don’t even have to be put over. They put themselves over.

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Randy orton vs alberto del rio.

Randy orton wins with a surprise RKO. what else is new. Del rio is damned to career purgatory.


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CM Punk vs ryback.

rYBACK WON’T BE CHAMP. LESNAR WILL INTERFERE. ryback gets his first loss without looking weak or they pull that draw bullshit all over again

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Capslock w/e to lazy to fix.

kofi vs miz

Kofi retains. Miz has a show now. He doesn’t necessarily need a title to get into feuds. Like jericho he can be that troll that kind of self insrts themself into feuds. As long as they don’t keep involving larry king - miz will have his important spots.

Kofi - no idea what they’re doing with that dude. His character has no dimension. Worse then Cenas right now. We’ll probably just see another boring title reign unfortunately since everyone jumped ship to the tag team picture as kofi was jumping off. 

eve  vs layla vs kayla

eve is going to win.  I like the way this storyline has played out. Since Eve has had one of the most prominant features - having appeared on tv more then layla and kaitlyn this year (probably combined) it doesn’t make sense to give them a title. I like layla and kaitlyn but laylas probably on her way out by next year and kaitlyn needs more development. Besides if there was someone I had in mind for eve to lose her title to I have 2 great and deserving competitors in mindnatalya being the second choice and the obvious first is aj lee. 

I decided to save TheTWC a pissbreak and brief you on the upcoming bigshow/sheamus debate
  • Bigshow:

    I am a monster. 7ft tall. really fat. To tall to be brogue kicked. I sat on Santino in june. Ironclad contract

  • Sheamus:

    SHOW. I HEAR WHAT YA SAYIN FELLA. I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR HEAD OFF AT HELL IN A CELL AND BY THE WAY JIMROSS SINCE ITS JIM ROSS APPRECIATION NIGHT THE FIRSTS PINTS ON ME AFTER THE SHOW.

Cody rhodes beat a 7ft giant

at extreme rules.

By putting him through a table.

Cody is about 213lbs.

Hes also been beaten several times at wrestlemania.

Cole, get your facts right gurrrrl

and fuck team johnny

Only problem bigshow

You never had your match. 

Brodus clay is still 22-0

oops.

This crackfeud that is brodus clay vs bigshow has been brought to you by tears and dancing.

Honestly.. at least we don’t have to sit through another depressing Miz squash. 

I bet this will be the reason Alex Riley is written off TV.

He’ll be sooooo injured like how john morrison was a few months ago. 

Dear big show…

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!!!!~~~~~~~

DEAL WITH IT

Less promos and more matches please.

 After a promos gone past the 5 minute mark I tend to lose interest. They’re wrestlers, not whiney teenagers that should be going on and on.

Doesn’t help that bigshow’s promo has made his character a walking contradiction.